Today I almost put a hole through my foot with a nail. Almost died pitching Gloopt while driving a client to his hotel and told an amazing story of paying for a prostitute in Singapore while on a date. Needless to say I live a pretty fucking amazing life! Oh and I want more!!! Private jets and gifts galore I’ve pretty much wrestled the fact that I will be a helicopter dad. But got damn it I will try and be the best one I can be. I know I have to sell some shit! In the hood “shit” can mean good or bad. When I say it I mostly mean good! I just read an amazing book called “The One Thing” and I realize that wealth is in my future because I have an abundance of knowledge (which equals wealth to share). One of my current mentors is a guy by the name of James Altucher and he talks about writing daily and when he blogs he doesn’t hit send until feels he has revealed something that makes him feel vulnerable and scared. I think I finally figured out why. Because when you reveal “TMI” it’s only TMI for people that can’t handle the truth and who needs those folks around. Furthermore, oh and I feel so smart for using that word! Furthermore when you reveal truth you allow yourself to be a. More connectable and b. Less connectable to situations that don’t suit you. I want to be proud of my humanity and let my ego die and just get shit done! I think that should be a T-Shirt. GSD the brand of no excuses. How often do we come up with badass ideas then we just file them away? Execution is everything and the devil is in the details. You know that’s a stupid saying because who the hell wants to dance with the devil and get all into the weeds of the details? No one does, which is why most people don’t reach success. You have to be willing to go to War for your dreams. Because if you don’t no one else will! I said that today to one of my potential clients as we nearly missed smashing into a pick up truck that stood still flashing it’s hazard lights in the second lane from the right as I fingered through the awesome one minute micro channel app http://www.Gloopt.com (shameless plug) I’m all about selling something, especially if it’s of high quality and I believe in it. So I always am selling me, my idea and my love of people! Connection is everything. One of the things I’m not happy about is excepting the fact that I’m a proud polymath, and if I truly have ADHD it’s a super power. Poly’s rule the world another T-Shirt. It’s 1254am I’m exhausted, mentally wired and excited about trying this new limitless product tomorrow. I’ll tell you how it goes!!! As I take a step back from stand-up, as I attempt to build my own club, I realize that I have so many other outlets that I have been resisting because of fear of sucking at them but mama I wanna sing, dance, play piano, write songs and books and look like a spartan or shall I say Moor!? All of these thing probably won’t happen unless I get performances enhanced. Glad I have my medical marijuana card, now add some limitless powder and some speed and its game on!!! Just kidding, who needs speed when you have Coke!? (I wonder if people will be able to tell what’s real and what are jokes.???) anyway it’s been 20 mins and my writing exercise for the night is done. Thanks for tuning into TMI-Theater… Ohhh that sounds like a great name for a podcast. What say you? Night!
I know we have all heard that cliche before. I’m a firm believer in that idea, with one caveat. That is build it and tell everyone about it and they they will come (If they like you!) I know, I know its a big caveat and above all it’s everything. Whether you are building a start-up company or a comedy club it all holds true. I just happen to be building a start-up company, a comedy club and a marketing company all at the same time. Basically I am attempting to do the impossible as some would say and it’s all because I never want to be an employee for someone else or a tiny dispensable cog in someone’s system for the rest of my life. Doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy working well with others or on teams. I just know I will excel with a team of my own choosing. I remember picking teams out on the hard top years ago. It was my ability to judge players and see who would work best together while sharing the ball. I wasn’t the most skilled player, but I had heart, communication skills and the desire to lead. Time to continue to change the game people, who’s with me? Don’t believe just watch!
Hey peoples, In the spirit of Artists getting our Hustle on, I wanted to post a few sites that could a. provide some $$$ saving opportunities and 2. help you make some money! As I work from home while I chase this crazy comedy dream .
So the first thing is a site called DealRay – this site is an aggregator of cheap flight deals both domestic and international. If you use my sign up code you get two free months and so will I. Cool deal! If you decide not to use my code I think you get 1 month free and then after that it’s only $9.99/mo – On a flip note many of you have probably had a friend that worked in the airlines before so you are familiar with buddy passes and companion pass. Well I have a next level concept I am working on with a Travel Agent buddy of mine that will be pretty amazing when it gets done in a month or so. Basically my guy can get you a flight to anywhere in the world for 30% off!! That’s right if you look on Virgin, United, America, Delta… the list goes on and on and yes there are some carriers he can’t work with but he covers most of the big ones. So if you ever need a flight check with me first and I’ll get you a great rate! (Site coming soon… flyme.ninja)
Next I want to show you gals & guys what I will be using to build this site. It’s a new website building platform called PageCloud Check out the 10 minute keynote speech by the CEO here: https://youtu.be/KxY4EaYxCBw
This site will be turning web design on it’s head!!! For a limited time it will only cost $99 for the year per site. I have an access code to get in for $74 so if you are interested hit me up and I will take care of you! Oh and here is my referral link, recruit 3 get one free… sounds like a Pyramid Scheme but I already have 3 of my clients signed up because they will be able to cut their expensive web designers ASAP!
Oh and for some entertainment check out this spoof I did with an awesome young YouTuber about how well Kevin Hart is doing in the game right now!
Thanks for reading my post if you made it through!
How to make sure your career takes flight can be a daunting task! One thing for sure you have to ask yourself a few very important questions. The first is what exactly do I want, how to I plan to get it and finally will I be willing to to try no matter how hard the road gets! Whether you choose entertainment, a skill or a trade, you will need to get your name out there. Marketing encapsulates all of it. We Market ourselves and what we have to offer all day long to potential friends, lovers and employers. The Key is to show exactly what you want others to see about you, clean up the edges and allow them to make a well informed decision about your value to them. You can’t lie, cheat and steal your way to the top unless you’re a politician. So for the rest of us, we have to learn daily so we can achieve greatly and me I alway follow my divine creativity… Learn more about how here: http://www.gloopt.com